thanksgiving

thanksgiving
1. (Thanksgiving) (11359↑, 3623↓)
Another excuse for Americans to spend an entire day eating

"Damn, it's not a weekend, and i want to eat all day" "Why Don't we invent a holiday and give it a stupid name?" "Fo Shizzle, My Pilgrizzle\!"

2. (thanksgiving) (1218↑, 452↓)
a day we commemorate taking advantage of the "indians" by stealing their land, food, and lifestyles in exchange for cheap trinkets.

Ahh thanksgiving, lets give thanks to those indians for letting us screw them wholeheartedly.

3. (thanksgiving) (645↑, 244↓)
the one before christmas

"Happy Thanksgiving. This date lets everyone know that Christmas is only one more month away."

4. (Thanksgiving) (519↑, 154↓)
A Turkey's worst nightmare.

On Halloween: Turkey 1: Say Joe have you heard the ghost story about "Thanksgiving"? Turkey 2: No, what happens? Turkey 1: Every year, on the same day, millions of Turkeys get their heads chopped off and then get eaten\! Turkey 2: Holy cow\! Lucky it's just a ghost story.

5. (Thanksgiving) (341↑, 178↓)
A tradition started by the [Indians] to make the white folks get [fat], so that when they get revenge and kill all of us in [2012], we'll be too fat and lazy to fight back.

Every ****ing year we eat way too much at Thanksgiving.

6. (thanksgiving) (218↑, 120↓)
A day that epitomizes how wonderful it is to be a gluttonous, fat, lazy American. A day to sit on stolen land eating food we may have never discovered and watch a sport that was copied from the very shores our ancestors so readily fled. Also conveniently situated on a Thursday, meaning most people end up with a 4-day weekend.

The origin of the word Thanksgiving: "THANKS for the gardening tips, Chief. We'll be GIVING you some blankets as soon as we get the ships unloaded."

7. (thanksgiving) (104↑, 62↓)
a day that celebrates heling each other in times of need. also about killing native americans, but lets not think about that part.

white guy: happy thanksgiving\! native american:i gave you corn, you killed my people...

Author: supercoolawsomefantasticguy http://thanksgiving.urbanup.com/2703668
8. (thanksgiving) (104↑, 80↓)
super genocide of turkeys

it's thanksgiving, won't anyone think of the turkeys??\!\!

9. (Thanksgiving) (41↑, 17↓)
Stoner's favorite holiday.

Sean smoked four bowls and then went to thanksgiving dinner. He ate four plates of mashed potatoes. Then he killed a pumpkin pie. You go sean. You go.

10. (Thanksgiving) (126↑, 106↓)
Modern Definition: An [America]n tradition where people gorge on [turkey] until they puke and visit their relatives to eat even more turkey. Usually the stores start to get flooded with [Christmas] shoppers at this time. Real meaning: Originally celebrated by the [Pilgrim]s (early north-American settlers) as a remembrance of the time when they took full advantage of the local [Native American] tribes' knowledge of the land, invited them all over to a feast, slaughtered them all the next day, settled on their land, and looked westward to the vast, unconquered land that lay ahead of them.

I had barbecued pork ribs and fries on Thanksgiving day. To Hell with turkey. (heh heh heh)

11. (Thanksgiving) (41↑, 26↓)
longform for "Thanks" - the product of mobile phone autocorrection gone wrong - see [yards]

Thanksgiving for cleaning up the bathroom.

12. (Thanksgiving) (23↑, 11↓)
A mind-fucking holiday in which we take part eating the only animal that gobbles (That I know of), and commemorate our first contact with the real Americans (Before we made them our bitches).

"Happy Thanksgiving\!" -"Dude, I don't celebrate Thanksgiving." "Why not?" -"Why the fuck do you?\!"

13. (thanksgiving) (43↑, 35↓)
A shitty "holiday" where you have to spend time with your family and act like you're enjoying yourself, when in reality you are just waiting on everyone to finish eating so you can get the hell out of there.

Johnny was in such a hurry to get out of his grandparents' house on Thanksgiving that he fell down a flight of stairs and nearly broke his neck\!

14. (Thanksgiving) (13↑, 6↓)
National Obesity Awareness Day

Golly\! This thanksgiving, Uncle Frank ate 8 pieces of turkey, 4 stuffing balls, 2 helpings of mashed potatoes, half the dish of corn and green beans, AND went back for seconds on his pumpkin pie\! No wonder he broke grandma's new dining room chair...

Author: ConcernedAmericanCitizen12 http://thanksgiving.urbanup.com/5562662
15. (Thanksgiving) (13↑, 6↓)
A four day “shock and awe” (q.v.) ritual of masochistic excess designed to torture Americans into some form of familial cohesion, usually imaginary. Undertaken as unconscious penance for what they done to the Indians.

Oh God\! We have to go to my parents' house for Thanksgiving\! Honey, where'd you put the waterboard?

16. (thanksgiving) (3↑, 1↓)
The last Thursday in November, when white Americans celebrate the beginning of the rape and genocide of Native Americans by stuffing their fat belly's, as if they've ever needed a reason to eat.

I can't wait till tomorrow's Thanksgiving dinner. I am going to eat so much, I will be shitting turkey and cranberry sauce for a week. And I'll say a prayer for all those Indians who died in the name of our greed and gluttony.

17. (Thanksgiving) (7↑, 5↓)
The annual holocaust of turkeys throughout America

"Happy Thanksgiving\! I wonder how many turkeys they killed this year."

18. (Thanksgiving) (26↑, 24↓)
Noun: An American holiday that was originally founded to celebrate the taking over of the Native Americans. It is now an excuse for people to eat way too much, get fat, and remind themselves of how embarassing their family is.

Girl1: Thanksgiving is a dumb holiday. Girl2: Why? You get to eat as much as you want and watch everyone else get fat too\!

19. (Thanksgiving) (1↑, 0↓)
The day white people celebrate being thankful for the land stolen from NATIVE Americans. A day soon to be stolen from everyone by Walmart.

Let us Native Americans be thankful for the white mans food stamps; so we can eat on this day of thanksgiving. Let us also remember the land that we once fed our families from.

20. (Thanksgiving) (7↑, 6↓)
A holiday where all anybody thinks about is [Christmas].

On Thanksgiving, I have to think about presents I'm getting for Christmas.

21. (Thanksgiving) (0↑, 0↓)
Some holiday celebrated by Americans that the rest of the world has to suffer through, mostly through the online community.

American: I'm so fat from Thanksgiving Rest of the world: STFU about Thanksgiving. Noone else celebrates it except you

22. (Thanksgiving) (1↑, 1↓)
A holiday in November that takes place in the United States where everything is closed for people to sit down and watch football and eat turkey, followed by Black Friday, a holiday to physically fight people over discounts and max out their credit cards to buy gifts for Christmas.

I am going to stay home and celebrate Thanksgiving this year.

23. (thanksgiving) (0↑, 1↓)
the day given to the 4th Thursday in November fixed by the National Holiday Act in the late 19th century to commemorate the first settlers having survived the beginnings of their time in the new world and their superiority of the Native Peoples because if it ain't white, it ain't right. Even though the Native Peoples saved them from certain starvation.

Best time to think Native People are inferior as a Thanksgiving message.

24. (Thanksgiving) (3↑, 4↓)
The day that all Americans who work with non-americans go on and on about to excuse themselves from accepting more work - implying they will be absent and their office closed for ages, when actually it is just a single day\!

Los Angeles: "oh we couldn't possibly guarantee that small project request because we have Thanksgiving coming up in three weeks". UK: "but that's like one day\!"

25. (thanksgiving) (21↑, 23↓)
sitting around in a room full of your family and being completely incapable of going shopping because all the stores are closed..and then not eating until about 10pm because something went wrong when they were cooking the turkey

[stupid] [waste of time] [arguement-prone] [thanksgiving]

26. (Thanksgiving) (25↑, 30↓)
The best feast and poop of the year.

Finally, Thanksgiving\! I'll eat turkey and then I'll take a ride on the S.S. Diarhea\!

27. (Thanksgiving) (82↑, 87↓)
The day Americans celebrate the conquering of the native people of North America.

Have a happy Thanksgiving you CRACKA asses\!

28. (Thanksgiving) (70↑, 76↓)
A day of reflection on what you should be thankful for; gratitude. America commemorates this day for the feast the Pilgrims had with the Wampanoag Indians in 1621.

Thanksgiving Day should be a day of reflection.

29. (thanksgiving) (2↑, 9↓)
a command you use to tell someone to get their feet off the chair they're sitting on. This verb originated in Philadelphia. What was originally said that when person A is sitting on person B's chair with their leg on it, person B says to person A, "I want to come to your house for Thanksgiving this year and put my feet on your chair," implying that person A should put their feet on the floor. Eventually, it just turned into "thanksgiving."

Thanksgiving\!

30. (Thanksgiving) (22↑, 35↓)
Canadian holiday on the second Monday in October

Canadian Thanksgiving used to be held on the same day as American Thanksgiving, but by late November Canadians aren't feeling very thankful.

31. (Thanksgiving) (21↑, 37↓)
Thanksgiving is a holiday that is celebrated in the United States. It is a feast day, where people characteristically eat the Turkey a bird which gives it the nickname "Turkey day". Like many holidays in America it has been secularized. The typical portrait of the holiday is the typical American family stuffing themselvs at the table while watching Football(American Football) and the Rose Parade(A parade held in Pasadena California before the aforementioned football game). The holiday can be controversial, many people say that this holiday celebrates the massacre of the Indigenous people of the United States that is not true. The holiday commemorates the Pilgrims, religious exiles from Europe, giving thanks to for their survival of the harsh climate of the American continent.

We give thanksgiving to god today for our survival. Oh boy\! its thanksgiving now we can all stuff ourselves.

32. (thanksgiving) (38↑, 55↓)
thanksgiving = an excuse for americans to stuff their faces at least ONE day of the year and for it be to OK

dude im so hungry i wanna thanksgiving myself ^_^

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33. (Thanksgiving) (11↑, 29↓)
A day where fat people can eat even more than they usually do and not feel bad, then use the leftover gravy while having sex. May also use a turkey leg in a similar manner as [chicken winging]

On thanksgiving, tina always makes two turkeys for her fat husband and herself. She also makes extra gravy so dale can fuck her while licking the gravy off of her nipples.

34. (Thanksgiving) (44↑, 62↓)
3 words: Turkey and pie.

I'm an american and I like getting fat by eating turkey and pie.

35. (Thanksgiving) (12↑, 31↓)
a holliday, where us Americans stuff food, with more food. very glutfull.

Thanksgiving is yummy :)

36. (Thanksgiving) (16↑, 35↓)
A day in which beer, football and turkey are celebrated and/or devoured. Many times, drunk people will give thanks for the success of their team. This word may have had a different meaning before modern times.

no example

37. (thanksgiving) (31↑, 50↓)
A time where my sad family actully tries to actully act like a family because there's actully food around.

i had a cuncossion on thanksgiving

38. (Thanksgiving) (10↑, 34↓)
An american holiday, mainly just an excuse to eat a whole lot.

Don't be fooled; "I love Thanksgiving" really means "[Damn thats good turkey\!]

39. (Thanksgiving) (24↑, 49↓)
This is an American holiday, where kids get to take off from school, and adults get to take off from work so they can sit on their fat ass', and eat. Yet, they disguise their lazyness by saying they are taking off, to give thanks for what they have. They also watch football on this day.

Little Lazy Boy sitting on a couch with turkey in his mouth.. "I'm so thankful for Thanksgiving\!"

40. (Thanksgiving) (10↑, 42↓)
Dressing your girlfriend in an Indian costume, then shoving stuffing up her ass and then beating the shit outta her.

I just went Thanksgiving on that bitch\!

41. (thanksgiving) (12↑, 56↓)
when you stuff a turkey in a womans vagina then fuck the turkey

after we thanksgiving martha we eat the turkey,stuffing and all.

42. (thanksgiving) (34↑, 79↓)
A holiday in which the skeletal remains of indians will rise from the ground and attack on thanksgiving in the year 2007. They will kill anything they see and whoever they kill will turn into one of them\! military forces will be no match and their tanks will be overturned and they will be slain. The entire planet will be overrun by these skeletons and they will kill everyone until every single living person on the planet is one of them. Once every person is one of them they will roam the earth for billions of years until lifeforms form another planet touch down here. These life forms will be killed and their superiors will obliterate the planet earth for the sake of the rest of the universe.

watch out whos country you steal\!

43. (thanksgiving) (6001↑, 7621↓)
Only in America do have a Federal holiday to remember what we are thankful for, immediately followed by the largest shopping day of the year to max out our credit cards for the next holiday, Christmas.

Thanksgiving is not just a holiday but should be a state of mind all year long.

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Last updated: 2012.03.01

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